第6841条留言

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I never forget a face, but in your case Ill be glad to make an exception. |
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2010-7-30 10:08:24
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第6840条留言

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Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor. |
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2010-7-30 9:55:33
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第6839条留言

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The trouble with the Internet is that its replacing masturbation as a leisure activity. |
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2010-7-30 9:53:04
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第6838条留言

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Jesus may love you, but I think youre garbage wrapped in skin. |
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2010-7-30 9:47:29
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第6837条留言

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Theres no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. |
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2010-7-30 9:26:32
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第6836条留言

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I dont want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. |
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2010-7-30 9:13:10
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第6835条留言

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Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration. |
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2010-7-30 8:58:42
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第6834条留言

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The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up theres no law against whacking them around a bit. |
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2010-7-30 8:44:54
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第6833条留言

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Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable. |
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2010-7-30 8:39:39
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第6832条留言

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The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case. |
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2010-7-30 8:15:24
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第6831条留言

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C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog |
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2010-7-30 8:11:01
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第6830条留言

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A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. |
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2010-7-30 7:55:11
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第6829条留言

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Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question |
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2010-7-30 7:52:53
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第6828条留言

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Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning? |
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2010-7-30 7:49:15
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第6827条留言

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Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them. |
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2010-7-30 7:37:35
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第6826条留言

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Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot. |
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2010-7-30 7:35:34
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第6825条留言

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A physicist is an atoms way of knowing about atoms. |
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2010-7-30 6:46:40
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第6824条留言

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The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. |
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2010-7-30 6:38:15
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第6823条留言

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Machine. Unexpectedly, Id invented a time |
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2010-7-30 6:31:24
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第6822条留言

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Im very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch. |
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2010-7-30 6:31:01
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